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Drhorrible
Posts : 42
Join date : 17/01/11
| | Emne: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Tirs Feb 08, 2011 6:55 pm | |
| That gave me a good laugh! If i had to compare paladin spells to women it'd be like this:
Holy Light is like a mother. You only use it often in the early stages.
Flash of Light is like a female colleague. You rarely use it, but when you have to use it there's no way around it.
Divine Light is like a whore. It's expensive and if you use it too much you'll run out of resources.
Holy Shock is like a wife. You dont really like it, but you have to use it because you need it.
Word of Glory is like an ex girlfriend. If you use it, you have a chance of getting it back.
Light of Dawn is like a waitress. It can serve up to 5 people at a time.
Holy Radiance is like a nurse in an African country. It heals 25 people at the same time, but in the end all 25 die.
Beacon of Light is like a younger sister. It will attempt to copy everything you do, but in the end its effectiveness is only 50% of yours.
Lay on Hands is like a lifeguard in a west US beach. It will save one life every 10 minutes. | |
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shamnz
Posts : 35
Join date : 15/01/11
| | Emne: Sv: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Ons Feb 09, 2011 12:36 am | |
| Sagde jo paladins var op! | |
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shamnz
Posts : 35
Join date : 15/01/11
| | Emne: Sv: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Ons Feb 09, 2011 12:37 am | |
| - shamnz skrev:
- Sagde jo paladins var op!
-> Hushkin: Din mor er op! <- Så den brugt, og den kan ikke bruges 2 gange, og det sagde hun ikke igår nej! | |
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Fastfood
Posts : 27
Join date : 15/01/11
Age : 112
| | Emne: Sv: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Ons Feb 09, 2011 7:15 am | |
| - shamnz skrev:
- shamnz skrev:
- Sagde jo paladins var op!
-> Hushkin: Din mor er op! <-
Så den brugt, og den kan ikke bruges 2 gange, og det sagde hun ikke igår nej! Nej det sagde hun skam i forgårs. | |
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Drhorrible
Posts : 42
Join date : 17/01/11
| | Emne: Sv: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Ons Feb 09, 2011 7:23 am | |
| Og i morges inden jeg tog hjem! | |
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shamnz
Posts : 35
Join date : 15/01/11
| | Emne: Sv: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Ons Feb 09, 2011 10:19 am | |
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Hushkin
Posts : 81
Join date : 15/01/11
Age : 33
| | Emne: Sv: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Ons Feb 09, 2011 10:56 am | |
| - shamnz skrev:
- Omg <.<
Det sagde hun også i går, da jeg hev sjoveren ud af bukserne!! | |
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Hushkin
Posts : 81
Join date : 15/01/11
Age : 33
| | Emne: Sv: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Ons Feb 09, 2011 10:57 am | |
| Du ved, DIN (Shamnz) mor ^^ | |
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Pestomatic
Posts : 24
Join date : 26/01/11
| | Emne: Sv: Holydins forklaret som kvinder Man Feb 14, 2011 3:57 am | |
| - Drhorrible skrev:
- Holy Radiance is like a nurse in an African country. It heals 25 people at the same time, but in the end all 25 die.
Dén fik mig til at le  "You can't feed Africa..." | |
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